it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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