I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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