If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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