69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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