is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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