whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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