Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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