i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
lets start a swedish sibling band together
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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