fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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