he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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