...so i touched it.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
