Do vagina's smell?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
