i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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