I showed him my bush... on skype.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I don't deserve a penis
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize