no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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