I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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