Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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