she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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