Pregnant stripper...not hot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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