She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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