I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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