why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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