GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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