real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize
