I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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