Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My vagina just recognized that song.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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