I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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