Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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