Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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