How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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