She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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