At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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