Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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