Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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