Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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