i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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