is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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