i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Randomize