Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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