she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
