Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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