I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
This toilet bowl is my home.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
