Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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