I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's rum buckets o'clock
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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