So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
