Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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