So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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