So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When are your genitals available?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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