P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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