whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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