we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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