Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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