wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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