I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
