your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My balls are so social today.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We are two peas in an std pod
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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